din categoria bancuri cu blonde

Doua blonde stau de vorba. Prima ii spune celeilalte:
– Stii, ieri mi-am facut testul de sarcina!
Cealalta, foarte curioasa:
– Si au fost grele intrebarile?…

Reclame

un banc

// <![CDATA[// An Italian, French and Indian went for a job interview in England.

Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in
English with three main words: green, pink and yellow..

The Italian was first: „I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow
sun
. I see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink
day..”

The French was next: ” I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana,
a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panter on TV..

Last was the Indian, : „I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone
green green green„, I „pink” up the phone and I say „Yellow”!!!